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Political Factoid

Republicans* repeatedly claim
immigrants** should be tracked
while they are in the United States,
like FedEx tracks packages.
Some people are just not smart
enough
to understand that
FedEx can only successfully
track packages that never go
anyplace FedEx does not know
about  (i.e., the packages
have neither legs nor minds of
their own).***
* Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ),
Rep. Barbara Comstock (R-VA),
fmr. House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA),
just to cite a few examples
** Undocumented immigrants and foreign visitors
on temporary VISAs
*** Subtle-but-SignificantTM factors
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