Massive government bureaucracies
will be needed to make certain:
- No one gets an abortion until after she has
seen a non-certified, non-licensed, non-medically trained,
anti-abortion counselor, then waited three days
before seeing a medical professional.
- The IRS audits every return to ensure
no one claims a tax deduction for an abortion.
- The IRS audits every return to ensure
no one uses any of their personal medical savings
account to pay for an abortion.
- No one has their abortion paid for in part by an
insurance company that benefits from any
federal funding or tax credits.
- Every public school teacher is heterosexual.
- No public school teacher has an abortion.
- No unmarried public school teacher has any sexual activity.
- No food stamps are given to anyone in a 'family unit'
if any member of the extended family is on strike.
- Every government worker gets drug tested every three months.*
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