That's a nice exterior electrical
system you've got there. It would be
a shame if something happened to
it. See, it's not covered by your
homeowners insurance.
 
Now, it's up to you, but for a small
monthly payment -- a token, really
-- we would consider you a good
friend. And our good friends, why,
their electrical needs are always
met in a timely fashion.
 
We encourage you to take
advantage of our generous offer
before something -- unfortunate
-- happens.