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Political Factoid

When we installed our
natural gas distribution
lines in your neighborhood,
. . .  we did so in the most
expeditious and least cost
way
. . .  and in doing so,
occasionally we
inadvertently ran
our pipes through
sewer lines.
 
Consequently, if you need
to clear a blocked sewer
line, please do not use
a conventional rotating,
root-cutting sewer-line
tool as it could damage
the gas line and cause a
highly explosive gas leak.
 
  --  Your local natural gas
supplier monopoly.
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