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Political Factoid
Modern formula for winning at politics
- Start vilifying your most likely opponents
years in advance.
- Create and circulate lies and conspiracy
theories about your opponent(s).
- Keep repeating the lies until voters
believe them.
- Engage foreign leaders to help you
by working against your opponent(s).
- Establish business dealings around the
world.
- Encourage hackers in general, and
especially foreign ones, to steal
e-mails and other intellectual property
belonging to your opponent(s).
- Have campaign workers embedded in major
government departments and agencies.
- Get government agency leaders registered
with your party, to work against your opponent.
- Rally mobs of unhappy, under-educated,
beer-drinking, gun-toting bullies to be
your fans.
- Hire blonde bimbos as your cheerleaders.
- Manipulate the media.
- Never pay any federal income taxes.
- Create lots of shell corporations to
facilitate tax evasion.
- Buy votes.
- Use other people's money.
- Have a private security force that is
not bound by the First Amendment.
- Never acknowledge a mistake.
- Threaten law suits against anyone
who says something against you.
- Pay as much of your campaign funds as
possible to family members and to
companies you own.
- Threaten opponents and their supporters
regularly.
- Make huge promises to special interest
groups.
- Show contempt for the Constitution.
- Use frequent redirection.
- Intimidate minority voters.
- Suggest 2nd Amendment vigilantes
monitor polling places.
- Continually put you opposition on
the defensive with false accusations.
- Run on a foundation of hyprocracy.
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