15626 Political Factoid

Political Factoid

How to win a modern election*

Prioritize the tactics you would
use to win a political campaign:

How would you rank these tactics? **

Start vilifying your most likely opponents
years in advance.

Create and circulate lies and conspiracy
theories about your opponent(s).

Keep repeating the lies until voters
believe them.

Engage foreign leaders to help you
by working against your opponent(s).

Establish business dealings around the
world.

Encourage hackers in general, and
especially foreign ones, to steal
e-mails and other intellectual property
belonging to your opponent(s).

Have campaign workers embedded in major
government departments and agencies.

Get government agency leaders registered
with your party, to work against your opponent.

Rally mobs of unhappy, under-educated,
beer-drinking, gun-toting bullies to be
your fans.

Hire faux blonde bimbos as your cheerleaders.

Manipulate the media.

Never pay any federal income taxes.

Create lots of shell corporations to
facilitate tax evasion.

Buy votes.

Use other people's money.

Have a private security force that is
not bound by the First Amendment.

Never acknowledge a mistake.

Threaten law suits against anyone
who says something against you.

Pay as much of your campaign funds as
possible to family members and to
companies you own.

Threaten opponents and their supporters
regularly.

Make huge promises to special interest
groups.

Show contempt for the Constitution.

Use frequent redirection.

Intimidate minority voters.

Suggest 2nd Amendment vigilantes
monitor polling places.

Continually put you opposition on
the defensive with false accusations.

Get the media to convict your opposition
of your false accusations.

Make "throw the baby out with the
bath water" pronouncements.

Campaign on a foundation of hypocracy

**

NOTE:

Additional tactics could have
been included in this list, but
try this list of proven tactics
as a start.

*	Proven tactics from the 2016 presidential election

cf.

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Collected by students of	Zo^o University
Last updated *	2022-08-24