20336 Political Factoid

Political Factoid

Candidates for Left-wing Conspiracy Theories

How would you order these candidates for conspiracy theories? *

Trump to issue executive order calling for conversion therapy for all left-handers

Trump to issue executive order calling for amputation of left-handers who do not convert

Trump to issue executive order requiring all ballots be signed with right hand and it be an exact match with signature on file

Trump to issue executive order that everyone must sign with right hand and it be an exact match with signature on file

Trump to issue executive order that U.S. citizenship requires right-handedness

Eliminating the conspiracists will eliminate the tragedies

Conservatives believe tornadoes and hurricanes are caused by the growth of wind-powered turbines

Republicans to push for tax cut for right-handers to shore up 90% of the vote

Wisconsin to fire state employees collecting welfare and require work in order to get welfare.

Trump to order an annual head tax on immigrants who are not U.S. citizens.

Republicans to challenge absentee ballots for photo ID mismatch.

Trump will declare war on immigration, causing the Geneva Convention rules to come into play, and eventually Trump will get put on trial by the world court.

Republicans to define rape as a woman getting pregnant against her will.

Trump to issue executive order saying groping to be the same as hugging.

Trump to issue executive order requiring under-the-skin microchips for identification in all federal elections and the receiving of all federal benefits.

Trump to issue executive order that the U.S. Treasuring stop printing money and accepting cash.

Trump to issue executive order that all ATM machines be disabled.");

Trump to issue executive order replacing all U.S. currency with electronic Trumpit-dollars.

Trump to issue executive order using eminent-domain to create a twenty-mile wide DMZ-style buffer between the U.S. and Mexico and line it with land mines.

Trump to issue executive order suspending the 22nd amendment and making himself president for life.

Conservatives to pressure Trump to issue executive order rescinding citizenship of LGBTQ people.

Trump funded the Hondorus refugee carivan to rush the U.S. border for political reasons.

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NOTES:

Additional candidates for left-wing conspiracy theories could be
included here, but try this list as a start.

cf.	19937, 19940, 19939, 19938, 9266, 9623

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Collected by students of	Zo^o University
Last updated *	2022-08-21