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Political Factoid

Talk about government bureaucracy:
(Conservative dream state?)
  • Immigration status
    For every person a law enforcement
    officer encounters, the officer must determine
    the immigration status of that person prior to
    taking any other action.

     
  • Sexual in-activity status
    Before any unmarried female teacher
    enters the classroom each day, it must be
    verified that the teacher has not had any
    sexual activity.

     
  • Monthly drug testing
    Every month, every public employee,
    and every recipient of any government benefits,
    must be tested and verified to be drug-free.

     
  • Abortion status
    Every female (between ages 12 and 60)
    who is not obviously pregnant, must be
    examined monthly to verify that they have not
    had an abortion.

     
  • .... whatever they can think up next!
Well, that will require a lot of government employees - new jobs?
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