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The Tea Party Republicans vying to be the
Presidential nominee in 2012 were apparently
in a fence-building* mood.
1st candidate said:
"Build a fence all along the border with Mexico."
 
2nd candidate said:
"Build a second fence in parallel to the first."
 
3rd candidate said:
"Put a moat in between the fences."
 
4th candidate said:
"Add barbed wire on top of the fence(s)."
 
5th candidate said:
"Electrify the fence with high voltage and put signs on it."
 
6th candidate said:
"Just give them the Texas treatment."
* Sure wish they would "mend" the fences between
themselves and the rest of America.
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