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Political Factoid

Students are lucky to get seats in the end zone.
  • The state university regents has agreed to let the university football stadium be remodeled by private* money.
    * Friends of the regents
     
  • No public tax money* will be used for the renovation.
    * Except for 80% to come from the university's internal loan program (intended for other building projects on campus.)
     
  • "Naming rights" will be sold for numerous parts* of the stadium.
    * How about the Viagra Men's Room and the Tampax Women's Room
     
  • Fancy box seats* will be provided for the really wealthy supporters.
    * Heated lounges
     
  • Oh, yes, the university students will be relegated to the end zone*.
    * All regular seating will be reserved for high paying sports fans.
     
  • The state-owned land, parking areas, and other original infrastructure are being provided free of charge* to the promoters, financiers, developers, and other supporters of this project (scheme)
    * i.e, to subsidize the recreational pleasures of the elite upperclass.
     
  • Education
    What's that? 
     
  • Students?
    They can have the spoils.
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