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Political Factoid

Fringe Logic ???
Since it only affects rich people,
only the rich people should decide
if there should be an inheritance tax.
 
Since only large oil companies
produce gasoline,
only they should decide how much
their product should be taxed.
 
Since only equity owners are
affected by capital gains taxes,
only such equity owners should
decide the tax rate for capital gains.
 
Since only sick people need
medical insurance,
such insurance should only be
sold to sick people.
 
Since people only need life
insurance in the year they die,
they should only have to pay for it
the year they die.
 
Since only people with children
need schools,
only they should have to pay
school taxes.
 
Since only polluters affect the
environment,
only the polluters should decide
what environmental regulations
there should be.
 
Since only criminals break the
laws,
it is only the criminals who
should be making the laws.
 
Since only politicians in office
can be voted out or back in,
only such incumbents* should
be allowed to vote.
* And their supporters, of course.
 
cf. Illogical
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