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Political Factoid

There are different kinds of optimists:
 
A. Struggling Americans
  • They have their jobs taken away from them.
  • They have their homes foreclosed.
  • They shop at the thrift stores.
  • They travel by public transportation.
  • ... and they keep on believing in the
    American dream.
B. Mitt and Ann Romney*
  • They had a victory speech written.
  • They had a victory website ready to go.
  • They had victory flowers ready to wear.
  • ... and then got caught flat without
    a concession speech prepared.
* 2012 run for the White House
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