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Political Factoid

I claim a Constitutional Right
to take my runny nose,
my watery red eyes,
my whooping cough,
my spotted face, and
my flu fever:
  • to work with me
  • to school with me
  • to the mall with me
  • to the game with me
  • to church with me
  • to visit the senior center
  • on the bus with me
  • on the airplane with me
  • ... everywhere I go
       (and anywhere you might be).
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