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Recipe for pre-meditated killing
Main ingredients:
- Vigilante mentality
- Dislike for a given group, based on ethnicity,
   social-economic class, dress code, etc.
- Concealed semi-automatic weapon
- "Stand your ground" state law (pushed by
   ALEC and NRA) to legalize shooting first
   and asking questions later
 
Directions:
  1. Carry concealed weapon with live bullet
    in the chamber.
  2. Practice social profiling watching people
    in the neighborhood.
  3. Repetitively call 911 to report people
    you perceive to be "suspicious."
  4. Ignore explicit instructions from authorities
    to not follow person-X.
  5. Pick a fight with person-X.
  6. Get person-X to fight back.
  7. Shoot person-X and kill him.
  8. Claim self defense.
  9. Try to make lots of money by
    auctioning off your trophy weapon,
 
Serving suggestions:
- with a prejudical police department
- with a prejudical prosecutor
- with prejudical jury selection
- with a prejudical governor
cf. 6402, 13791
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