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Political Factoid
I am proud to be a American capitalist.
- I inherited much of my wealth.
- I went to elite private schools.
- My children all went to expensive ivy league colleges.
- I have never had to be "employed" per se.
- I have never paid into federal Social Security or medicare.
- Almost all of my wealth is tax sheltered (with much of is kept hidden off-shore.)
- I exploit favors through campaign contributions.
- I am an absentee landlord with little contact or care for my tenants.
- I raid good companies through leverage buyouts.
- I dismantle and sell the successful parts of companies (and declare bankruptcy on the rest.)
- I buy everything out of state to avoid sales taxes.
I naturally vote conservative for less government and lower taxes.
cf. Red-blooded American
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