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Political Factoid

Grand Overarching Plan
(Ruining the Nation like a Corporation)
 
1. Install an experienced business-savy CEO as the chief executive. Experience as a vulture capitalist would be an asset
cf. 4391, 5605, 4227, 4311, 4448 5605
2. Scuttle the lowest revenue producing units. States that take more federal tax money than they give back in federal taxes (i.e., most red states)
cf. 5219, 5221, 918, 933, 5605, 796, 2941
3. Abandon health care and pension benefits for workers. After management has raided the pension funds reserves
cf. 3696, 7920, 1103, 3434, 5083, 7739, 3806, 4449, 4984, 5040
4. Lay off as many workers as possible. Especially those who are least likely to get comparable paying jobs elsewhere
cf. 926, 968, 1189, 2191, 3400, 6888
5. Dispose of valuable assets by transferring ownership to associate organizations. E.g., transfer gas, oil, coal and other mineral rights to private corporations
cf. 3434, 4701, 8418, 6034, 563, 3807, 4227
6. Pay ridiculously large executive bonuses. With permanent lifetime benefits
cf. 517, 4401, 1774, 8006, 1980, 2290, 3434, 3581, 3652, 3909, 6529, 7088, 7290
7. Install policies and rules to maintain control. Poison pills and voter restrictions
cf. 6097 4690, 4691, 5683, 5765, 5899, 6246, 6653, 6713, 4002
8. Maintain massive watch on your opponents. Never compromise with them
cf. 80, 1497, 354, 503, 561, 1442, 3511, 4561
9. Run up massive debt. Normal practice for corporate raiders
cf. 7945, 362, 989, 3896, 1423, 5763, 1606, 2904, 3788, 5419, 1576, 2115, 105, 76, 961, 2183, 2563, 3103, 6066
10. Eliminate debt by declaring bankruptcy. Standard procedure for corporations
cf. 3652, 8474, 5542, 4397, 213, 1349, 1562, 1791, 2396, 2634, 2673, 2691, 3648, 3648, 3806, 3807, 5040
cf. 419, 563 2648, 3222, 5154, 5605
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